26
Feb
09

Phoenix the MILF??

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Seems like a lot of people at a lot of places consider Phoenix Marie a MILF. To me this doesn’t make sense.

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Even though she’s older than 18, I can’t classify this fine specimen of a woman as a MILF just yet. Sure, it might get her more work … but who really cares about tags when you’ve got a steady, good-paying job?

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From Wikipedia : “The term designates a sexually attractive older female, usually between 35-50 years of age (not necessarily an actual mother). In the proper use of the term, the female in question should be old enough to be the mother of the person proclaiming her attractiveness.”

That last line is what makes me think Phoenix is not a MILF. Anyone enjoying her movies is too old to say she’s a MILF. And if they can say it, then they shouldn’t be watching this stuff (just yet).

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When the time does come for Phoenix to assume her role as a proper MILF, we can be sure that she will bring not only her enthusiasm, but a butt-load of experience. I look forward to that day, but for now I’ll just enjoy her youthful attitude toward sex.

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