22
Dec
08

Holiday Humping

It’s that time of the year again. People are dressing up, feeling the first frost of the oncoming winter and coming together with those they are closest to. But no one can forget about the parties. Almost every business has a holiday party in some shape or form.

That means people who are normally reserved and put together come together to show off their wild side. And when we do it, you know it’s gonna end up sexy.

But maybe it’s your first job with a company or it’s been a while since you’ve had the chance to spend some time with your co-workers. So here’s a quick guide on how to make your holiday party as naughty as can be.

1) Find out who is who. You don’t want to get into any trouble you can’t later get yourself out of. So if the dude who always goes to the gym during lunch brings his flirtatious girlfriend, don’t succumb to her advances. She probably just wants her boyfriend to kick some one’s ass – and it could be yours!

2) Don’t hang out with the same group you hang out with at work. It’ll look like a high school clique and that’s not what this is meant for. It’s a chance to try some of those lame lines out on a whole new group, so don’t be shy… put yourself out there.

3) Try to keep things in moderation… this means eating AND drinking. Sure it might be paid for, but you don’t have to be a glutton about it. And since it is already paid for, make sure you sample at least some of the food and drink – don’t want to come across as ungrateful.

4) This should be obvious, but make sure you go! Only if it is impossible for you to go, make sure you’re there. You never know who you might talk to or what might happen. There’s nothing worse than not knowing what everyone else is talking about in the office. Don’t feel left out, enjoy your co-worker’s company.

5) Make sure you have a camera. If you are going to work with a big story the following Monday, back it up with photographic evidence. Sure it’s great to hear about the guy in accounting boning the boss’s wife, but it’s just lame without evidence.

Follow these simple rules and you just might be the life of the party!!!

  





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