Archive for June, 2008

30
Jun

Naughty America Day July 3rd


Posted by nablogger

I have put a lot of thought into this day and I have to admit, I am a little concerned that my “big plans” for Naughty America Day might fall through.

Months ago… before the inception of Naughty America Day…. Andreas was telling us about how he had sex in the office after hours one night. He told us he did it on the conference room table and in his office and on someone else’s desk in the executive wing. At first I kind of freaked out at the thought of someone having sex on my desk and it not being ME. I shrieked and told him he better never dream of fucking anyone on my desk or near my office. He told me that it would be so Naughty America and so Naughty Office of me to do that… in someone else’s office. And then he went on to say he would be HONORED if I fucked someone on his desk.

And so began my quest about 4 weeks ago to find someone to fuck on my boss’s desk on Naughty America Day. I have a few people in mind, but honestly, I am kind of chickening out and the “relationships” I had cultivated with this in the back of my mind have kind of fizzled out. (see my blog about Sex, Dating and Flirting LOL) OK, let’s be honest… the sex part of that blog entry means that those were one night stands and I have no real desire to contact them for round two, even if it is for the good of Naughty America Day.

So here I am three days before the big day, and I haven’t found a candidate to do the deed with. I have a blind date tomorrow night, you never know, he could be a guy that I just start having booty call sex with.. or he might be a guy that I actually want to date. I guess it is not that big of a deal that this doesn’t happen on Naughty America Day… I can still be naughty on July 3rd and maybe save this naughtiness for another day. My plan for 2008 is to do something naughty each and every day and share it here on this blog.

Stay tuned.

  
30
Jun

What am I doing on Naughty America Day? You tell me!


Posted by nablogger

Yes, that’s right.  I want your ideas of what I should do on Naughty America Day.  I will take your suggestions and pick one or more to do … within reason, of course.  But my reason is way farther out there than most,  so please be creative and interesting and off the wall.

I will then blog about my Naughty America Day shenanigans first chance I get.

There is only one caveat to this challenge:  I am not entertaining ideas of WHO to do for Naughty America Day … just what.  ;)

  
27
Jun

What are you doing on Naughty America Day?


Posted by nablogger

On July 4, 1776, a group of men gathered in Philadelphia and adopted the Declaration of Independence. For 232 years, Americans have celebrated this event as “Independence Day,” but we think the naughtiness that inspired such a brave patriotic act hasn’t been given its fair shake.

We’re calling on all Naughty Americans to take advantage of their inalienable right to naughtiness on July 3rd by flirting with the boss, hooking up with a lover in the Victoria’s Secret dressing room, or taking the entire family to lunch at Costco to snack on free samples.

We interviewed some Naughty Americans to find out what naughty activities they’ve got planned:

We want to hear what you’re going to do for Naughty America Day. Post your plans in the comments!

  
20
Jun

Sex, Dating and Flirting (in no particular order)


Posted by nablogger

At this point in my life there is a huge difference between sex and dating. I will be 37 in a few days and quite frankly… dating is a chore, while sex is like a chocolate sundae (something you don’t have all the time but when you do, it’s a spontaneous decision and you enjoy every second of it.)

I joined a dating service that is supposed to match me up based on my personality and hobbies and activities and all that shit. So far I have been on 7 dates and only one of them has been someone I would consider seeing a second time. The service seems to be striking out over and over again and I truly believe that they just pull my name out of a hat and put me with whatever guy they haven’t matched in a while. I am not going to say the name of the company just yet, because at the end of this I will be publishing my memoirs. Incidentally, my ex BF from high school emailed me today to say Happy Birthday and when I told him about my dating sagas he said he would be happy to write the forward for my book when I publish it. What a brilliant idea!

Dating is the act of getting ready, the primping before the meeting, the nervousness of the first glance and the first hello, and the awkwardness of the conversation. (Or lack thereof) In my case, I never really run out of things to talk about. In fact, some might think I never shut the hell up. I like to chat and my career always makes for interesting conversation. Lately the only type of dating I have been participating in is blind dating. Even though the blind part is over when you get to date 2, sometimes the second date can be more nerve wracking than the first one. You are trying extra hard to be perfect and make an even better impression. You might exchange numbers and you might go on a third date. You may or may not kiss each other on the cheek at the end of the night. You might give a strained hug, or a simple handshake.

Sex is an entirely different story. Sometimes sex can happen when you least expect it. You might be out with a friend who brings a friend that you have maybe met once or twice, but don’t really know or socialize with. Sometimes sex can creep up on you with a complete stranger and it is usually due to instant chemistry and you both know there is no chance of a relationship. Sometimes sex occurs with a co-worker that you have been flirting with for a long subtle time. Sometimes you hook up with your ex boyfriend who you broke up with 6 months ago because you know the sex is good! Sometimes you get drunk at a bar and meet someone and go home with them for the night. You might not even know their name. The point is….. sex can be easy, quick, hot, commitment-less, passionate and without strings. Sometimes it is a total drunken trainwreck and you don’t remember how it started or ended.

Then there is flirting. Flirting occurs at the grocery store with the clerk or the guy in line in front of you. Flirting happens quickly at the bank, or at the dry cleaner or maybe even with the cute waiter at the sushi bar. Flirting is safe because you probably won’t see them again, and it happens so fast that you don’t even realize you are doing it until you are well into it and then POOF its over! The sad part about flirting is that when it ends you are left with an empty feeling that you really want to run into that person again soon because it might turn into sex or dating.

  
12
Jun

Etiquette Question….


Posted by nablogger

Is it polite to tip the cab driver extra if you had been giving someone head in the backseat during your cab ride?

  
03
Jun

What it must feel like to be a member of another company


Posted by nablogger

I wonder what it feels like to tell your wife, girl friend or friends that you belong to one of these generic porn sites.

I love working at Naughty America because I can take pride in what I do and what we sell to consumers. I can’t remember the last time that I spoke to someone that openly told me about their membership to another company. Don’t get me wrong, people always admit coming across other companies’ content but when talking about NA they always seem enthused to talk about the latest scene or how much fun it is to interact with everyone that works here.

If you dont have an NA T-Shirt, get one, wear it outside and you will be amazed at the smiles you get. I wonder how many smiles you get with a shirt from your generic porn site.

Wearing a shirt for an internet PORN site… weird.

Wearing a shirt for NAUGHTY AMERICA…great conversation starter:)

  






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